There is a first time for everything...

Good morning~! These days, I wake up at 3:30 in the morning to teach Chinese students online! Today I had a student sitting at his desk! The screen went dark, which does occasionally. It came back on and said student had taken his cell phone into the bathroom for a poop and decided to show it to me. Awesome man, but I do have some suggestions on how to wipe your ass better. Now I don't need a cup of coffee to wake up or a bottle of Ipecac to start my bulimia regiment. Thanks bud!