I am Edgar Phillipe.
In the process of my travels to Earth, I developed an obsession for weed. After the long space ride through galaxies, wormholes, rides on asteroids, I had nothing to do but study, and I took a huge interest in what your planet calls “weed.” On my planet it is called kibō. And now that I am here, on Earth, and have traveled around extensively, I can share some of the things that I have learned about your planet. I don’t know why I haven’t done it sooner.
Just to know: I shall not reveal the name of any dealers, pimps, or individuals that I might score from. Their anonymity is as sacred to me as it is to them. I do not know who is writing me for information; could be an eager, meager detective hoping to get another stripe, or a dumbass who doesn’t know how to keep their mouth shut. I shall only reveal establishments or locations where you may be able to get it… locations change/establishments close, and now that I am sitting on my favorite street in Bangkok, I see that things are business as usual. It might just depend on the night. Be that as it may, I will still point you in the right direction. As always, don’t look like a dumbass, act like a dumbass, or treat those you are dealing with like dumbasses, and you won’t go against the unwritten, unmentioned code about buying kibō abroad.
Buying Weed in Vientiane is super easy! Just visit out front of the Mila—y? Mila—x Temple? Coded.
I’d say the tuk-tuk drivers in front of any temple just about anywhere know where to get kibō. a short walk down a temple street and I saw the universal two fingers to the lips. I was the Eagar, Meager Man Jr. so I paid JUST ABOUT what he asked. You can always try the routine, “Nah, too expensive” comes out your mouth and you turn your back and walk away. He started at 250,000 Kip, got it down to 200,000 Kip, only flashed 190,000 Kip after checking all of my pockets. This is a trick I learned from before to get the price down a bit more. Know where all of your denominations are and pull out a bit less than the before. I’ve never used this trick, but this goes back to the golden rule: always be polite, friendly, and not a dumbass with dealers. You should always look for a friendly face, but even friendly faces can call the police on you after following you back to your accommodation, so never do a deal near or around your hotel. On this particular DAY, and yes, I did this during the day, I simply just didn’t have enough money. But it was accepted. I bought a bag that day, my friend came down with another half bag from Vien Vieng, and his airport transport driver gave me a lift back to the hotel after sending my bud off and pulls an enourmous top of what must have been a completely, hearty and healthy plant. 150,000 Kip for about 6 g. It’s everywhere. You need not worry your pretty little heads about finding it, just don’t be The Eagar, Meager Man. That’s me.
Luang Prabang
Outside of Utopia bar hit up the Tuk Tuk drivers there. Day or night.